"To be honest, I don’t know if I became a night owl because I couldn’t fall asleep at night (if I can’t sleep anyway, why not get out of bed and do something? Am I supposed to just lie there tossing and turning in a state of misery?), or if the reason I couldn’t fall asleep at night is because I’m somehow biologically “wired” to be a night owl."
 

I think that "Wide Awake" was depressingly compelling because of how well it spoke to the weirdness in my life. Like, "wow, he keeps a drawer full of balls too. Well played, Mr. Donut-like German confection."
(If you missed it on HBO...uh...a long time ago check out that last link!)

(The owl should look familiar if you remembered this guy:)
Since the last pop quiz didn't go so well,
(not everyone loves DADS (DiAllyl DiSulfides) as much as I do)
but network programming would teach me that EVERYONE LOVES KARAOKE (and maybe Raymond?), here's a fun challenge:
WHERE ARE WE WALKING?
Giant steps are what we take, walking on ___ ____
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Since you've abandoned me my whole life has crashed
Won't you pick the pieces up 
'cause it feels just like I'm walking on ______ _____
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Now everytime I go for the mailbox , gotta hold myself down
'Cause I just wait till you write me your coming around
I'm walking on ________ , (whoa-oh)
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Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale*, 
Walking in _______
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One thing's for sure, he isn't starring in the movies.
'Cause he's walkin' in __
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So don't delay act now supplies are running out 
Allow, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive, 
And if you follow there may be a tomorrow 
But if the offer is shun you might as well be walking on ___ ___ 
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THE END 
*freebie.
**pff, not where I live.