If I were making this a Valentine's Day card, it would say

 

"USB-Mine!"

Groan all you want.   It's hilarious and on some level I think you know that*. 


 

The last of the plane products.  
Hey, they can't all be my own personal Brandenburg Concertos.   
 
Anyone could have done.
Who would've cared at all? not you.

NEXT WEEK:  SOMETHING BRAND NEW! 
Till then, go home!